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mom mad desire
I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless. I figured there's got to be one more way to really tick off my mom. Carol Leifer
mom home names
You probably don't call home and say, 'Hi, mom. I am facing Pete Schourek tonight.' Names and stats don't do it. You have to do it out on the field. Carlos Delgado
mom dad given
My mom and dad gave me everything they could have given me. Carlos Beltran
momentum seen
We have seen a lot of momentum buying, Richard Herring
mom sandwiches peanut-butter
When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak. Aasif Mandvi
mom smart needs
The Daily Show writers are incredibly smart and very well plugged-in but occasionally they would need me for certain specific things, and I'd be like, 'Yeah, I completely know how to do that; I can solve that problem,and then I'd be like, 'Mom?
moments right-moment
Who has words at the right moment? Charlotte Bronte
mom baby teenager
Motherhood is a great honor and privilege, yet it is also synonymous with servanthood. Every day women are called upon to selflessly meet the needs of their families. Whether they are awake at night nursing a baby, spending their time and money on less-than-grateful teenagers, or preparing meals, moms continuously put others before themselves. Charles Stanley
mom mother good-mother
I cannot tell you how much I owe to the solemn word of my good mother. Charles Spurgeon
weed garden names
I do not know the names of all the weeds and plants, I have to do as Adam did in his garden... name things as I find them. Charles Dudley Warner
weed strong roots
He that has energy enough in his constitution to root out a vice should go a little further, and try to plant a virtue in its place; otherwise he will have his labor to renew. A strong soil that has produced weeds may be made to produce wheat with far less difficulty than it would cost to make it produce nothing. Charles Caleb Colton
weed character interesting
You are always training yourself to be, mind and body, as clear as crystal, and you always are, and never change; whereas I am a muddy, solitary, moping weed. Charles Dickens
weed nature wall
Huge knots of sea-weed hung upon the jagged and pointed stones, trembling in every breath of wind; and the green ivy clung mournfully round the dark and ruined battlements. Behind it rose the ancient castle, its towers roofless, and its massive walls crumbling away, but telling us proudly of its own might and strength, as when, seven hundred years ago, it rang with the clash of arms, or resounded with the noise of feasting and revelry.
weed eye long
Me like to smoke the bud but my eyes they get all red, my senses get dull and me forget what i said, me find my joint now and me want to take a toke, let take a long hit, hold the smoke untill me choke! DJ Quik
weed mean herbs
Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function. Dave Chappelle
weed drug cannabis
I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
weed marijuana everyday
Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday
weed squirrels world
Like anyone nostalgic for a time he didn't live through, I chose to weed out the little inconveniences: polio, say, or the thought of eating stewed squirrel. The world was simply grander back then, somehow more civilized, and nicer to look at. David Sedaris
sex bisexual bye
Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye!
sexy beach fun
Oh, this is fun - went to a nude beach for the first time. Yeah, that's what I thought. You ever been to a nude beach? Thought it would be all sexy and hot. Oh my God, what a flubber fest! Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked - didn't make me want to take off my clothes, made me want to take out my contacts.
sex eggs salt
Retrospectively, I would agree with Luis Bunuel that sex without sin is like an egg without salt. Carlos Fuentes
sex freedom men
[On Sophie Germain] When a person of the sex which, according to our customs and prejudices, must encounter infinitely more difficulties than men... succeeds nevertheless in surmounting these obstacles and penetrating the most obscure parts of [number theory], then without doubt she must have the noblest courage, quite extraordinary talents and superior genius. Carl Friedrich Gauss
sex reconcile
There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them. C. S. Lewis
sex men belief
I have always detested the belief that sex is the chief bond between man and woman. Friendship is far more human. Agnes Smedley
sexy real dark
If you can socialize from the privacy of your desk at night in a dark room, you can be a smoother, cooler, funnier, sexy, more everything person than you actually are in real life. Aaron Sorkin
sex fun people
Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex, it's more fun with someone who really likes it. I can't imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food. Alan King
sex eggs pleasure
As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.