![I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.'](/assets/img/quote-photos/i-propose-a-limitation-be-put-on-how-many-sqares-sic-of-toilet-paper-can-be-use.jpg)
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