![And dressed her [Madonna] up like a turkey. After I read that stuff, I thought long and hard about what one would do to dress someone up like a turkey. And I nailed it. I figured you've got to get out the Playtex glove, blow it up and put the glove over the head.](/assets/img/quote-photos/and-dressed-her-madonna-up-like-a-turkey-after-i-read-that-stuff-i-thought-lo.jpg)
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