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golf wanted realised
I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint. Alan Hansen
golf swings perfect
Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it. David Leadbetter
golf swings goal
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought. David Leadbetter
golf looks terrible
I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else. Dave Barry
golf balls want
You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing. Dave Barry
golf self expression
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf. Dave Barry
golf hitting balls
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. Dave Barry
golf talking interesting
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart. Dave Barry
golf balls swamps
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it. Buddy Hackett
lightning awful
Life, struck sharp on death, Makes awful lightning. Elizabeth Barrett Browning
lightning brilliant disappear
The more brilliant the lightning, the quicker it disappears. Avicenna
lightning process rod turkish turned
The process of Turkish accession has turned into a lightning rod for other discontent, Jack Straw
lightning seen
Early impressions are like glimpses seen through the window by night when lightning is about. E. F. Benson
lightning time-passes knows
Time passes by like lightning. Before you know it you're struck down. Billie Joe Armstrong
lightning maybe strike strikes
So maybe lightning will strike before lightning strikes me. Harry Harrison
lightning crash thunder
If you ride like lightning, you're gonna crash like thunder. Ben Mendelsohn
lightning people percent problem wish
The problem with lightning is, it kills 10 percent of the people it strikes. The 90 percent that live wish they didn't. Mike Utley
lightning severe sure
We're not sure of the cause, but there was severe lightning in the area. Roger Nicholson