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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
killers
Time is the best killer. Agatha Christie
killers victim concentration
In the concentration camps, we discovered this whole universe where everyone had his place. The killer came to kill, and the victims came to die. Elie Wiesel
killers goalies penalties
Your best penalty killer is your goalie. Dave Allison
killers mercy disillusioned
Death from disillusion is not instantaneous, and there are no mercy killers for the disillusioned. Anais Nin
killers skinny psycho
This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos are always so skinny. Chelsea Handler
killers stories talent
Everybody's got one killer story. It doesn't take talent to tell that story, it just takes experience. Kevin Smith
killers terrible
Thousands of trained killers are plotting to attack us, and this terrible knowledge requires us to act differently. George W. Bush
killers rabbits kind
A killer with the manners of a rabbit - this is the most dangerous kind. Frank Herbert
killers mutual-fund wanted
The corporate killer downsizing is directly responsive to what the mutual funds have wanted. Jim Cramer
acquisition attention language
A masculine education cannot spare from professional study and the necessary acquisition of languages, the time and attention which I have bestowed on the compositions of my countrymen. Anna Seward
acquisition satisfaction gains
Who does not feel that Nansen's account of his search for the Pole rather loses than gains in ideal satisfaction by the pretense of a few trifling acquisitions for science? Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
acquisition campaigns cost
At IMVU, the cost of customer acquisition through our five-dollar-a-day AdWords campaign was less than twenty-five cents. Our revenue from those same customers was more than a dollar. Eric Ries
acquisition acquaintance one-thing
The acquisition of will, for one thing exclusively, presupposes entire acquaintance with many others. Johann Kaspar Lavater
acquisition found
Happiness is not to be found in knowledge, but in the acquisition of knowledge Edgar Allan Poe
acquisition accommodations assimilation
Every acquisition of accommodation becomes material for assimilation, but assimilation always resists new accommodations. Jean Piaget
acquisition labor
But every acquisition that is disproportionate to the labor spent on it is dishonest. Leo Tolstoy
acquisition allies compulsion
Nell was not one for friends and had never hidden her distaste for most other humans, their neurotic compulsion for the acquisition of allies. Kate Morton
acquisition harvest application
Application is the price to be paid for mental acquisition. To have the harvest, we must sow the seed. Philip James Bailey