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I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
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All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
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He would make a lovely corpse.
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It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
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Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
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Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
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Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
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We're not going to lose any sleep if Saddam Hussein suddenly isn't their leader, from whatever reason. No tears will be shed. James Rubin
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It is beyond dispute that Saddam Hussein is a menace. Brent Scowcroft
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We are going to keep Saddam Hussein guessing. He'll just have to wonder what the United States has in store for him.
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The reality is, it will be a significant conflict going for many, many months, if not longer. Saddam Hussein is not a fool. He hasn't been sitting there waiting to get shot for 13 years. John Hewson
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We were able to tour the premises, and we were able to speak to Mr. Saddam Hussein in private without any witnesses present.
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The defection of Hussein Kamel was a turning point in the U.N.-imposed disarmament of Iraq in the 1990s. Barton Gellman
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the opaque nature of that Saddam Hussein regime. Mohamed ElBaradei
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The burden is on Saddam Hussein. And our policy, our national policy - not the UN policy but our national policy - is that the regime should be changed until such time as he demonstrates that it is not necessary to change the regime because the regime has changed itself. Colin Powell
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Back when Saddam Hussein was in power, the Americans didn't care about his crimes. When he was gassing the Kurds and gassing Iran, they didn't care about it. When oil was at stake, somehow, suddenly, things mattered.
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Anytime a large, emergency spending bill makes its way through Congress, the potential for mischief is great. Chris Chocola
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I'm married, I'm monogamous, but I'm not dead, and Bill isn't either. Chirlane McCray
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We split all the bills 50-50. So what? That's perfectly normal, isn't it? Guy Ritchie
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I invented it, Bill made it famous. David Bradley
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Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do. Denis Leary
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There's no smarter politician out there than Bill Clinton. Ed Rollins
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Bill Maher fancies himself the reincarnation of Lenny Bruce. Bernard Goldberg
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When you show up at a rally supporting a bill, you are supporting the bill. Charlie Dent
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You have to take positions on bills. There is no button for maybe or possibly.