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absurd cartoonist clown comic outside seems sort
It seems so absurd to get really mad with a cartoonist over a comic strip. It's sort of like getting in a fight with a circus clown outside your house. It's not going to end well. Stephan Pastis
absurd admit course married thirty weathered
When one has been married over thirty years, of course it would be absurd not to admit there have been some difficulties, at some times. But the important thing is that we have weathered them. Louis Jourdan
absurd anybody becomes steal turned
I've turned arrogance into an artform, where it's so absurd that it becomes comedy. But I've never done anything to hurt anybody or steal from anyone. John Lydon
absurd aware room
When you take a character seriously, there's more room for comedy because you're not aware of how absurd you are. Robin McLeavy
absurd found situation
God knows the times I have found myself in absurd situations. Brandon Lee
absurd plans
Our plans are small and somewhat absurd. Barbara Kingsolver
absurd further process
This process is getting a little more absurd the further we move, Charles Schumer
absurd business characters feature half identify japanese mad point related role scripts sent
About half the scripts sent to me feature characters I just can't identify with, particularly one-dimensional businessmen or, if it's a comedy, some absurd 10-year-old Japanese stereotype, some role related to IT or business... There's no point in getting mad about it; it's just the way things are. Ken Watanabe
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The sight of allegedly sophisticated politicians parroting complete tripe trivialises and demeans government and it has to be stopped. It's played a significant part in public disillusionment with politics and has led to the absurd situation where more people vote for 'Strictly Come Dancing' than voted in the general election. John Major
breaks create fight greedy point ready saturday
We have to get ready to play on Saturday and fight for a win. We have to create our own breaks and get to the point where we're greedy with a lead. Stan Heath
breaks
We have no excuses. We got all the breaks to get to this point. We had our chance. Derek Jeter
breaks burning save says thousand three time whenever
Whenever someone says zygotes are babies, I reply: 'Imagine a thousand zygotes in test tubes in one room, and three toddlers in another. A fire breaks out, and you only have time to get to one room. Which would you save from burning - the zygotes or the children?' Kurt Eichenwald
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We're just trying to be consistent. The record is owned by Hank Aaron. There will be plenty of acknowledgments by the media when he passes Ruth, but when a man breaks a record, we'll honor that. Bud Selig
breaks certainly convert five game line
Very disappointing, we certainly had the opportunities to put the game away in the first half. We made a lot of line breaks and didn't convert them into five pointers. Marty Holah
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Ultimately, we didn't end up getting some breaks we needed to get an upset. Virginia has a great team and we tried to take it to them. ? We played hard. They played hard. Jamie Munro
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If you want to grow a giant redwood, you need to make sure the seeds are ok, nurture the sapling, and work out what might potentially stop it from growing all the way along. Anything that breaks it at any point stops that growth. Elon Musk
breaks budgets demand tax
We're in a very different world now. We demand accountability for spending. ... We should look and demand accountability for every one of these tax breaks of which there are many in this budget. Sen. Prentice
breaks destroyed integral proper rearing within
The proper care and rearing of a child is integral to their development. It breaks my heart to know that some children's futures are being destroyed within their own homes. Lawrence Jackson
constantly higher leap price reality
The reality is that the better he does, the higher his price is. So you're constantly late. At some point, you have to make a leap of faith. Mark Gandler
constantly fights job picking
There is a way they come to a conclusion, and it is your job to not constantly be picking fights with it, James Glassman
constantly daily rather signals time traffic
We used to re-time traffic signals once a year. With these cameras, we're constantly doing that on a daily basis. . . . We can do it in real time rather than going out there time after time. Bruce Dressel
constantly declaring directly threat war
Governments go to war directly or by proxy without declaring war. Force, or threat of force, are constantly used to dominate other countries. Sean MacBride
constantly remind
I don't think once you book a part you should stop going to class. I think you should constantly remind yourself that you're working and that you're working on getting better. Tiffany Thornton
constantly
You never make it, especially in this industry where you constantly churn out stuff, things. You never finish. Tom Ford
constantly increases market reward system time
You have to let the market reward effort and skill. But a system in which inequality of incomes constantly increases over time is worrisome. Timothy Noah
constantly danger honour romantic typecast variety
I've been really lucky to have had a variety of roles, and I don't think I'm in danger of being typecast as the romantic lead. I think there's honour in working as constantly as you can. That isn't easy. And I'm no matinee idol. Tobias Menzies
constantly hurrying
With a novel, there is no hurrying it. You're constantly walking into the unknown. Tobias Hill
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TIVO executives stand up and say, 'Well, we're not getting rid of commercials, but we are letting them fast forward, because people like commercials, and if they see one that they like they stop and watch it.' I mean, please. Dick Wolf
executives
Unfortunately, a lot of executives aren't like producers, and can't hear the diamond in the rough. Kenneth Edmonds
executives network understand
Network executives never did understand what made our show work, Bill Cosby
executives fully
A lot of deals are done or not done because chief executives are not fully aligned to shareholders. Ivan Glasenberg
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With so much money invested in their most promising projects, Hollywood executives will understandably do everything in their power to make their products a success in the marketplace. Therefore, the most expensive films often also get the highest marketing budgets, and are slotted into the most favorable opening weekends. Anita Elberse
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To many people, that's what the true compensation is and what the executives get taxed on. Not until the stock vests can individuals put it in their pockets, and now investors are going to be able to see what it's worth. Mark Borges
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To manage, rather than be managed by the market, health plan executives need to be proactive. They need to look now at the issues likely to face the industry this year. O. Henry
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Every year in China, Internet executives are officially rewarded for their 'patriotism.' Rebecca MacKinnon
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By the time I got to the point where I was 'starring' in movies, and I had executives telling me what lines to say, that wasn't for me. I'm really not an actor. I'm a guy who comes out of comedy, and my impetus was always to rewrite the line to make it funnier, not to try to make somebody's precious words work. Rick Moranis
looks said all-time
Do not look sad. We shall meet soon again." "Please, Aslan", said Lucy,"what do you call soon?" "I call all times soon" said Aslan; and instantly he was vanished away. C. S. Lewis
looks lions steps
I daren't come and drink," said Jill. Then you will die of thirst," said the Lion. Oh dear!" said Jill, coming another step nearer."I suppose I must go and look for another stream then." There is no other stream," said the Lion. C. S. Lewis
looks people today
We want people to think about today and tomorrow. It looks like you are. Kelli White
looks ifs happens
If you look very intensely and slowly things will happen that you never dreamed of before. Aaron Siskind
looks republican i-can
I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I'm an Alan Simpson Republican. Alan K. Simpson
looks world eternity
He that will often put eternity and the world before him, and who will dare to look steadfastly at both of them, will find that the more often he contemplates them, the former will grow greater, and the latter less. Charles Caleb Colton
looks world way
Secularism teaches us that we ought to look to this world. Christianity teaches us that the best way to prepare for this world is to be fully prepared for the next. Charles Spurgeon
looks percent pubs seen sort three visitor west
We've seen at least three theatres in difficulties and it looks as if they're closed, West End theatres. We've seen restaurants and pubs and all sort of visitor attractions 20 or 30 percent down. David Quarmby
looks amplify details
Look closely at the most embarrassing details, and amplify them, Brian Eno
shovel shut three
But we know the three S's still happen: shoot, shovel and shut up. Andi Anderson
shovels holes said
All my life, she gave to me a shovel and said, Fill these holes inside of me, Pari. Khaled Hosseini
taxes cents
I don't like paying 50 per cent of tax. Alan Sugar
taxi-cabs car weapons
No, in Lethal Weapon I was a taxi cab driver that Mel jumps in front of the taxi and pulls me out of the car and steals the taxi. Then I did some other indie driving for some of the car sequences. David R. Ellis
taxes raises uncertainty
You dont raise taxes in times of such uncertainty. Jason Chaffetz
taxation way gains
The ceiling on taxation of capital gains reflects the national belief that speculation is a more worthwhile way to make a living than work. Calvin Trillin
taxed
Who are ever taxed? Individuals only. Who have property that can be taxed? Individuals only. Who can give their consent to be taxed? Individuals only. Who are ever taxed without their consent? Individuals only. Who, then, are robbed, if taxed without their consent? Individuals only. Lysander Spooner
taxes
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin. Austin O'Malley
taxpayers
The American taxpayers are a powerful force. They don't want their taxes raised. Grover Norquist
taxed time
Income should be taxed one time at one rate, not again and again. Grover Norquist
tax
You do not need to be a tax expert. In fact, you can be a tax idiot. Deb Kottel
television journalism conflict
Conflict, when used as a device, makes for good television and bad journalism. Aaron Sorkin
television theater critics
There are television critics, movie critics, and theater critics too who I like and who I follow and I get genuinely bummed when they don't like something that I've written because I usually agree with them. Aaron Sorkin
television american-television pathetic
American television really is pathetic. Brian Eno
television pilots done
I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous. Dave Chappelle
television affair shows
Meet the Press is the oldest and most treasured public affairs show on television. David Shuster
television violence sometimes
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around. Dave Barry
television
There is a lot to life, and a lot more than just television to life. Bryant Gumbel
television busy easy
Getting a second thing isn't always easy in this busy, competitive television market. James Wolk
television scripts scene
Often in television, you read a script and you're amazed that you get the scene given to you. James Wolk