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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
oscars comedy wilde
I love physical comedy. I love Oscar Wilde, I love Shakespeare comedies, I love improv. Elizabeth Banks
oscars sacred
We know how sacred the Oscars are. But we said, what the heck. Steve Box
oscars would-be bathtubs
Gee, this isn't like I imagined it would be in the bathtub. Dianne Wiest
oscars golden kim
For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought. Ricky Gervais
oscars let-me grammy
I've won several Emmys, a Tony and a Grammy, so maybe somebody will let me have an Oscar, and then I'll have a full set. Dick Van Dyke
oscars turns
I'm not going to turn down an Oscar, but I'm not strategizing for one. Brett Ratner
oscars would-be deals
I never dreamed I would be producing the Oscars. That was a huge deal for me.
oscars condom enjoy
Fear is the condom of life. It doesn't allow you to enjoy things. Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
oscars golden gloves
Even if I hadn't have been nominated for an Oscar, to have won the Golden Glove was just fantastic. Brenda Blethyn