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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
junior space
When you think about the Space Needle, you also think about Junior rounding third. Alex Rodriguez
junior message officers send singling taking wrong
Singling out these individuals would send the wrong message to our junior officers about taking risks, Porter Goss
juniors last saw start time year
We really have a lot of experience. Our juniors saw considerable time last year and look to start as seniors. Chad Logan
junior played
I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. Clint Eastwood
juniors played team
Tim's team played with a lot of intensity. We should have had that kind of intensity. I have 13 juniors who don't know how to see forward, yet.
junior life
Here is a secret that no one has told you: Real life is junior high. Tom Brokaw
juniors matter messages
The unsaid message of that endless rack of juniors' pushup bras? No matter what size you are, it still isn't good enough. Adora Svitak
junior record senior year
My junior year was the first year in like 10 or 12 years that we had a record over .500. Then my senior year was the best, but now they're back down.
junior playing team
I have a junior varsity team playing varsity basketball.