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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
alcohol drug tonight
Tonight I'm the designated drinker. Alan Jackson
alcohol
I would never have discovered alcohol. David Strickland
alcohol stronger want
You should know our mania for building is stronger than ever. It is a diabolical thing. It consumes money and the more you build, the more you want to build. It's a sickness like being addicted to alcohol. Catherine the Great
alcohol believe bring contact craft eventually girl people possibly train
We believe that these people would just contact these girls. They would look for a wayward girl on the street, possibly down and out. They would play into those insecurities. They would bring them back to this residence, ply them with alcohol ? and then eventually bring them in and train them in the craft of prostitution. Pete Smith
alcohol boys chased fall flat fueled happen sure works
I'm sure there have been a lot of boys I've chased over the years that has been fueled by alcohol and stupidity. But that's kind of how things happen - sometimes you have to do something really stupid, and sometimes it works out, and sometimes you fall flat on your face. Noel Wells
alcohol soul drug
We drown our doubts in dry champagne and soothe our souls with fine cocaine. I don't know why I even care, we get so high and get nowhere. Billy Joel
alcohol littles drink
Another little drink wouldn't do us any harm. Edith Sitwell
alcohol stronger bitterness
Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love! Arthur Rimbaud
alcohol causes conflict
Alcohol causes conflicts, firearms resolve conflicts. Ed Helms
having-fun trying kind
I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. Matt LeBlanc
having-fun
Listen, a lot of religions have fundamentalists. Youssou N'Dour
having-fun groups christianity
Christianity isn't the only group that has fundamentalists. Tony Campolo