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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
hitting
We started hitting (the 3s) for one thing. If they go in, they count. They add. Cameron Bennerman
hitting opened outside
We started hitting our outside shots. That opened things up on the inside.
hitting slumps balls
It's only a hitch when you're in a slump. When you're hitting the ball its called rhythm. Eddie Mathews
hitting fae world
What had set the fae world off? I`d never seen one. Now you couldn`t throw a trowel without hitting a fairy. Charlaine Harris
hitting knocking looks shots
When we did get looks we weren't knocking them down, and they were hitting their shots and locating their shooters.
hitting somebody unless
Unless it's hitting somebody when they're not looking.
hitting ninth sooner taken timely until
Unfortunately, it's taken us until the ninth inning to get back into every game. Timely hitting has to come sooner than the ninth. Ryan Doumit
hitting
We're just not hitting right now. It isn't that we aren't trying.
hitting jump knew shots
We knew they were very athletic, but they weren't hitting their jump shots in the first half.
bears pleasure fullness
Some are cursed with the fullness of satiety; and how can they bear the ills of life when its very pleasures fatigue them?
bears relation persons
The image we have of a famous person often bears no relation to them. David Tang
bears ridicule
Love can bear anything better than ridicule. Caitlin Thomas
bears country lions mountain parts tend wolves
We still tend to think of mountain lions and bears and wolves as being endangered, and in some parts of the country they are,
bears beat cracked language move time tunes
Language is a cracked kettle on which we beat out tunes for bears to dance to, while all the time we long to move the stars to pity. Gustave Flaubert
bears obligation witness
I've always sensed for myself an obligation to bear witness to my time. Athol Fugard
bears fruit seeds
Seeds must be sown everywhere. Only some will bear fruit. But there would not be the fruit from the few had the many not been sown Chaim Potok
bears savages our-society
No European who has tasted savage life can afterwards bear to live in our societies. Benjamin Franklin
bears breeding ill
He is not well bred, that cannot bear ill breeding in others