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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
forever trying worship
God is trying to call us back to that for which He created us, to worship Him and to enjoy Him forever Aiden Wilson Tozer
forever enjoy glorify
This is what you are here for: to glorify God and enjoy Him thoroughly and forever, telling the universe how great God is.
forever enemy
Time is not your enemy, forever is. Chris Avellone
forever humanity would-be
If he turned his back on humanity now, it would be forever. Darren Shan
forever care spirituality
Who cares if you're enlightened forever? Can you just get it in this moment, now? Byron Katie
forever atmosphere discrimination
If the Negroes are to remain forever removed from the producing atmosphere, and the present discrimination continues, there will be nothing left for them to do. Carter G. Woodson
forever making-love lazy
It's so tiring to make love to women, it takes forever. I'm too lazy to be a lesbian. Camille Paglia
forever enemy causes
Change happened and you thought it was forever, and immediately there were all the enemies of that change making common cause and meeting in the cloakrooms. C. J. Cherryh
forever
Forever and ever Bonnie, I will always be your friend. Bryan Davis
kites months hours
And I began to let him go. Hour by hour. Days into months. It was a physical sensation, like letting out the string of a kite. Except that the string was coming from my center. Augusten Burroughs
kites littles delight
You will find truth more quickly through delight than gravity. Let out a little more string on your kite. Alan Cohen
kites
I've never flown a kite. David Benioff
kites hawks pitfalls
The wolf dreads the pitfall, the hawk suspects the snare, and the kite the covered hook. Horace
kites victim
a kite is a victim you are sure of. you love it because it pulls. Leonard Cohen
kites flight come-up
Come up and be a kite, On a diamond flight! Kate Bush