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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
throwing good-success backing-up
I've had pretty good success with Stan (Musial) by throwing him my best pitch and backing up third. Carl Erskine
throwing
She (Ronk) is doing the job. She's throwing hard. Tara Garrett
throwing vehicles
There are vehicles tossed hither and yon just like throwing pick-up sticks, George Johnson
throwing
One of my most productive days was throwing away 1,000 lines of code. Ken Thompson
throwing touching
He's just touching up. He was a up a little bit, but he was throwing hard. Joe Mauer
throwing trying
He was throwing 96. I was just trying to look for something to hit. Scott Rolen
throwing
Accents are always difficult in their way, but as long as you're not throwing an audience off with it, then that's all it should be. Ben Mendelsohn
throwing
To me he wasn't throwing good, ... So that's why I went to go get him right away. Ozzie Guillen
throwing
When you're throwing things and spitting on people, it's distasteful. Daunte Culpepper