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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
one-day london shoulders
I'm always afraid someone's going to tap me on the shoulder one day and say, 'Back to North London'. Alan Parker
one-day seven-days worship
If you will not worship God seven days a week, you do not worship Him one day a week. Aiden Wilson Tozer
one-day warfare call-of-duty
I beat Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 in one day. Chloe Grace Moretz
one-day chloe want
I'll date one day if I find someone that I want to let into my life enough.
one-day shows
Dead things show you what you’ll be too one day. David Mitchell
one-day age want
Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon, and frankly I'm very scared. I don't want to be old. I've always felt so young. And I want to stay that way. David Niven
one-day appearance noticing
In my experience, we don't make thoughts appear, they just appear. One day, I noticed that their appearance just wasn't personal. Noticing that really makes it simpler to inquire. Byron Katie
one-day barcelona firsts
If one day I have to leave Barcelona, probably the first thing I will look into is Arsenal Cesc Fabregas
one-day want horseback
I do want to direct a movie from horseback one day. Cary Fukunaga
stuff body kind
That's where humour lives for me. In the body. The Steve Martin kind of stuff or Jim Carrey, that's what I like. I've always felt that's what I would like to do. Al Pacino
stuff stage
Every day is Thanksgiving.On this stage you're going to hear God and none of them other words, and I ain't going to touch my stuff. Al Jarreau
stuff normal different
I don't let [my friends] visit me filming and I don't bring them to premieres. It's a different head zone - when I'm on set, I'm working. When I'm just with my friends, I can just hang out, do normal stuff and generally be a complete idiot. It's the same with everyone.
stuff gum realism
The realism frightens me more than the bubble gum-y, heightened stuff. Chloe Sevigny
stuff tvs
There's a lot of great stuff on TV. David Giuntoli
stuff done records
When I make records, I never listen to stuff after it's done. Ever. David Sanborn
stuff has-beens
Some of the best stuff in all my movies has been improv. Catherine Hardwicke
stuff difficult evaluate
It's very difficult for me to evaluate my own stuff. Carole King
stuff
When you've been through stuff together, you become a team. Laura Smith