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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
keeps mind
Working out has always been a stress reliever for me. I don't know if it's so much vanity as it more just keeps my mind from going crazy. Jim Rash
keeps people retire sit type
Working keeps us young. We don't want to be the type of people to retire and sit around and do nothing. Carol Carter
keeps
Unfortunately these days, there is a hell of a lot that keeps me awake. Leon Panetta
keeps
The polycarbonate keeps (broken glass) from spraying into your face.
keeps people side whatever
People can say or think whatever they want... so in my reality, it's kind of irrelevant. I'm always the kind of person that does the right thing and keeps my side of the street clean. Joel Madden
keeps matter remaining shoulder
When he keeps his shoulder down, he has a lot of pop. It's a matter of him remaining patient.
keeps sir
Sir D is getting better and better each week. If he keeps improving, we should be good.
keeps sitting
She keeps us busy. She doesn't want us sitting around getting sluggish.
keeps kid mitchell months pinned
Mitchell just keeps getting better and better and better. Two months ago that kid would've pinned him.
lightning awful
Life, struck sharp on death, Makes awful lightning. Elizabeth Barrett Browning
lightning brilliant disappear
The more brilliant the lightning, the quicker it disappears. Avicenna
lightning process rod turkish turned
The process of Turkish accession has turned into a lightning rod for other discontent, Jack Straw
lightning seen
Early impressions are like glimpses seen through the window by night when lightning is about.
lightning time-passes knows
Time passes by like lightning. Before you know it you're struck down. Billie Joe Armstrong
lightning maybe strike strikes
So maybe lightning will strike before lightning strikes me. Harry Harrison
lightning crash thunder
If you ride like lightning, you're gonna crash like thunder. Ben Mendelsohn
lightning people percent problem wish
The problem with lightning is, it kills 10 percent of the people it strikes. The 90 percent that live wish they didn't.
lightning severe sure
We're not sure of the cause, but there was severe lightning in the area.
might stairs lorry
Mr Lorry asks the witness questions: Ever been kicked? Might have been. Frequently? No. Ever kicked down stairs? Decidedly not; once received a kick at the top of a staircase, and fell down stairs of his own accord.
might use disaster
But ah! disasters have their use; And life might e'en be too sunshiny... Charles Stuart Calverley
might god-bless bless
God blesses us so that we might bless others! Charles Stanley
might wells ifs
I thought, "Well if I'm gonna react might as well overreact! Alan Moore
might quiet
Dead … might not be quiet at all. Chris Bohjalian
might outcomes infinity
For every action, there's an infinity of outcomes. Countless trillions are possible, many milliards are likely, millions might be considered probable, several occur as possibilities to us as observers - and one comes true. China Mieville
might naked world
Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world. He might be even funnier when he's naked, but I'm afraid to find out. Dave Barry
might tools ifs
If Mozart had power tools, there's no telling how great his music might have been.
might ruins bourgeoisie
The bourgeoisie might blast and ruin its own world before it leaves the stage of history. Buenaventura Durruti
people may medical
It is astonishing how much more anxious people are to lengthen life than to improve it; and as misers often lose large sums of money in attempting to make more, so do hypochondriacs squander large sums of time in search of nostrums by which they vainly hope they may get more time to squander.
people solitude multitudes
A multitude of people and yet solitude.
people governing whole
My faith in the people governing is, on the whole, infinitesimal; my faith in the people governed is, on the whole, illimitable.
people words-of-wisdom selfishness
Others had been a little wild, which was not to be wondered at, and not very blamable; but, he had made a lamentation and uproar which it was dangerous for the people to hear, as there is always contagion in weakness and selfishness.
people words-of-wisdom want
Mrs. Boffin and me, ma'am, are plain people, and we don't want to pretend to anything, nor yet to go round and round at anything because there's always a straight way to everything.
people next cleanliness
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and some people do the same by their religion.
people scary alive
I have heard it said that as we keep our birthdays when we are alive, so the ghosts of dead people, who are not easy in their graves, keep the day they died upon.
people enemy
Some people are nobody's enemies but their own
people romance wonder-woman
Superman/Wonder Woman, people expected, I guess, a lot of romance, or maybe something that wasnt emotionally deep. Who knows? Charles Soule