![Jerry Lewis played on the very first season of Mad About You, and he played basically himself, but he was called some other name. He said he's never done it; he'd never done a half-hour of [sitcom] television. This was 1992 or '93. And I said, "Well how is that?" And he goes, "Nobody ever asked me." It's like the pretty girl at the dance; everybody's too afraid to ask.](/assets/img/quote-photos/jerry-lewis-played-on-the-very-first-season-of-mad-about-you-and-he-played-basic.jpg)
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