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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
boring comfortable
I'm not comfortable with just me, me, me. That's boring. Chita Rivera
boring prefer proust time
To me, the idea of living this lifestyle is so boring that I would prefer to read Marcel Proust the whole time during a tour. Laurent Brancowitz
boring drink depravity
Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink. Audrey Hepburn
boring fine vulgar
Being vulgar is fine, but oh please just don't be boring. Diana Vreeland
boring habit good-habits
Don't let any of your good habits get boring. Diane von Furstenberg
boring
As boring as it sounds, I don't feel any different than I did before the 'House of Night.' Kristin Cast
boring life
Life would be very boring if friends always agreed. Jack Straw
boring character life
Life will never be boring for my character and her husband. Jennifer Hewitt
boring fresh less life peaches
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring and because it has fresh peaches in it Thomas Walker
heiress glad
I'm glad I was never an heiress. Antonia Fraser
heiress destroyed
La heradera del dia destruida. (The heiress of the destroyed day.) Pablo Neruda