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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
snow moral-corruption rolling
Corruption is like a ball of snow, once it's set a rolling it must increase.
snowboarding years body
I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. Dave Barry
snowboarding people literature
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
snowboarding people ugh
In snowboarding, you're constantly aware that people are so technically brilliant at what they do, and you feel like, "Ugh, I'll never be able to do that." Cary Fukunaga
snow ends living-happily
...snow is the beginning and the end of everything... Catherynne M. Valente
snowboarding wind fishing
Whether people know it or not, I'm a big nature guy. I like snowboarding, I like fishing, and those are my ways to wind down. Daymond John
snow life-is-like fields
Life is like a field of newly fallen snow. Where I choose to walk every step will show. Denis Waitley
snow gang banging
A solution to stop gang banging: SNOW!! Eazy-E
snow evil crow
Only brooms Know the devil Still exists, That the snow grows whiter After a crow has flown over it Charles Simic
wonderful hypothetical
Now everything is wonderful and hazardous and nothing's hypothetical. Alan Moore
wonderful scientist interest
I'm in this wonderful position where I can do what interests me. And whatever comes along that interests me, I do. The rest of the time I bother scientists about communicating. Alan Alda
wonderful used many-friends
It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like. Casey Stengel
wonderful cheeky
Don't let them get you down. Be cheeky. And wild. And wonderful. Astrid Lindgren
wonderful
When or if answers are found, you can be assured those answers will lead to more questions. Is the troubling or wonderful? It depends on your view of your place in nature, your place among the stars; I suppose. Bill Nye
wonderful
Every time I read Erin Belieu work I'm pierced in that wonderful way poetry can. Cheryl Strayed
wonderful frailty humans
You'll never be a wonderful woman or even a wonderful human being until you learn to have some regard for human frailty. Bing Crosby
wonderful bluegrass glad
Bluegrass is wonderful music. I'm glad I originated it. Bill Monroe
wonderful
I'm told I'm like my father, and he was the most wonderful man. But I think he was gentler than me. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala