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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
hipster sin sometimes
Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto. David Sedaris
hipster kind audience
I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself. David Cross
hipster hair guy
I can't be one of those hipster guys with a beard when I have a hair campaign. I strive to look a little bit more... all-American. C.J. Wilson
hipster afternoon literature
To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon. Kurt Vonnegut
hipster jeans skeletons
I myself identify as a recovering Blockhead. You'd be surprised how many twenty- and thirty-something hipster chicks have the NKOTB skeleton in their closet, albeit artfully concealed by stacks of Ksubi skinny jeans and ironic Judas Priest T-shirts. Diablo Cody
hipster writing rocks
I've been meaning to write about the Rolling Stones, but I am the furthest thing from a hipster rock journalist. Diablo Cody
hipster opposites culture
I'm always at the opposite end of the spectrum, the opposite of hipster culture, and I enjoy that. Chad Kroeger
hipster gay focus
I'm very hip-oriented. I focus on hips in my comedy - probably more than any other hipster comic who is out there hipping today. My hips, other hips. I work with my hips a great deal. That is what I do. But not in a gay way. Demetri Martin
hipster fool kind
The exploitation and superficiality of mainstream America is the object not of [Bob] Dylan's hipster scorn, but of an apocalyptic parable of holy fools and righteous thieves - the kind of imagery that Dylan's later work would explore more fully. Bob Dylan
hippie would-be fandoms
Right from the outset, the prevailing mindset in British comics fandom was a radical and progressive one. We were all proto-hippies, and we all thought that comics would be greatly improved if everything was a bit psychedelic like Jim Steranko. Alan Moore
hippie men kind
I was brought up in a kind of, you know, very hippie, liberal family. And it was just always automatically assumed that men and women were equal and indeed superior. Caitlin Moran
hippie mean mass-destruction
Religions that teach brotherly love have been used as an excuse for persecution, and our profoundest scientific insight is made into a means of mass destruction. Bertrand Russell
hippie kids embarrassing
When I was a kid... I don't know which was more embarrassing, when I was really into The Beatles or when I was a hippie. Cassandra Peterson
hippie beatnik
I was a beatnik in the '50s before the hippies came along. Charles Manson
hippie parent
My parents were hippies. Balthazar Getty
hippie rights pigs
When we use the term pig, for example, we are referring to the people who systematically violate the peoples' constitutional rights- whether they be monopoly capitalists or police. The term is now being adopted by radicals, hippies, and minority peoples. Even the workers, when the pigs supported strike-breakers like they did as Union Oil where 100 local police came in a cracked strikers' heads, began to call them by their true name. Bobby Seale
hippie blow wind
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. Bob Dylan
hippie mia india
I never was a hippie! I went to India because so many friends like Mia Farrow and the Beatles were going there to discover truth. And so I went and trekked through India by myself, but instead of discovering truth, I wanted to join the Peace Corps. Jane Fonda