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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
mouths enough bigs
No one's mouth is big enough to utter the whole thing. Alan Watts
mouths shots knows
You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is. Al Pacino
mouths sometimes grammar
Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth. David Sedaris
mouths giddy
Don't say giddy-up to your mouth before your head is hitched up. Buddy Ebsen
mouths speak mute
Either our history shall with full mouth Speak freely of our acts, or else our grave, Like Turkish mute, shall have a tongueless mouth, Not worshipped with a waxen epitaph. William Shakespeare
mouths shapes flesh
Out of my flesh that hungers and my mouth that knows comes the shape I am seeking for reason. Audre Lorde
mouths have-faith words-you-speak
Have faith. The Lord can magnify the words you speak and make them mighty. God doesn’t ask you to convert but rather to open your mouths. Dieter F. Uchtdorf
mouths film
I'm me, I live from film to mouth. Alan Rudolph
mouths ghost
He looked like he'd just seen the Ghost of You Better Shut Your Mouth... Charlaine Harris
life-is existence meaningless
life is meaningless unless you bring meaning to it; ... it is up to us to create our own existence. Unless you do something, unless you make something it's as though you aren't there. Alan Alda
life-is-great life-is knows
Life is great-I wouldn't know what I'd do without it.
life-is praise profit
Be upright in thy whole life; be content in all its changes;so shalt thou make thy profit out of all occurrences; so shall everything that happeneth unto thee be the source of praise Akhenaton
life-is whole-life whole
My whole life is my work. Chris Cleave
life-is affair current-affairs
Life is extremely short and you cannot dance to current affairs.
life-is-short goes-on causes
Life is short so go on and live it cause the chicks dig it. Chris Cagle
life-is intense
My work life is intense. But I love what I do. David Rubenstein
life-is crosses made
A cross centered life is made up of cross centered days. C. J. Mahaney
life-is
A shared life is a great life. Casey Neistat