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He would make a lovely corpse.
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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
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mormon
I've never met a Mormon I didn't like. They're really nice people. They're so Disney. They're so Rodgers and Hammerstein. Trey Parker
mormons
Nobody realizes that Mormons were the first Americans to settle Las Vegas. David Roberts
mormons supposed
Mormons think they live in their own world, ... and that Utah's this place where it's supposed to be perfect. 'God is here.' But he's not. Not any more than he is in Compton. Quinn Allman
mormons skip work
Mormons are an extraordinarily educated and professional population. They have all these virtues: They work hard, don't skip school, have no scandals. Consequently, you find them in a lot of consequential places. Rodney Stark
mormonism truth-is
Truth is Mormonism. God is the author of it. Joseph Smith, Jr.
mormonism calling bob
Endorsed by Bob Jones, despite calling Mormonism a "cult". Mitt Romney
mormonism world treasure
We should gather all the good and true principles in the world and treasure them up, or we shall not come out true Mormons. Sam Smith