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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
loser given riders
I was awarded 'Most Aggressive Rider of the Day', generally given to the most spectacular loser of the day. David Millar
loser winner economy
So, there is enormous instability in the global economy with a shift of winners and losers. David Korten
loser blame winner
Losers fix the blame; winners fix what caused the problem. Denis Waitley
loser depends
There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it. Billie Joe Armstrong
loser
Our nannas are losers. Barbara Park
loser winner
In a capitalistic society the losers slaved for the winners and you have to have more losers than winners. Charles Bukowski
loser opposed second third
Second place, obviously, is the first loser, but I'll still take the first loser as opposed to third place, Scott Eyre
loser epiphany
I had an epiphany: I was a loser. Aleksandar Hemon
loser responsible ends
If I cling to circumstances I could feel not responsible. Only she who says she did not choose, is the loser in the end. Adrienne Rich
flaws sin multitudes
Will covers a multitude of flaws, just as love covers a multitude of sins. Brent Weeks
flaws good ignore seemed
She could see the good in all people. See seemed to ignore the flaws and frailties.
flaws grew life normally open people
I grew up a very open and free mind, but also with the flaws of a look on life with too much liberty than people normally have. Adriano Giannini
flaws behavior eragon
Love can be a terrible curse, Eragon. It can make you overlook even the largest flaws in a person's behavior. Christopher Paolini
flaws spread
I was spread out dailyand examined for flaws. Anne Sexton
flaws shows
Don't show your flaws. Drew Barrymore
flaws found pitcher
I became a better pitcher when I found a delivery in my flaw. Dan Quisenberry
flaws enough excellent
Good enough never is. Set your standards so high that even the flaws are considered excellent. Debbi Fields
flaws insecure mail realize saying women
I get so much mail from young women saying that they are so insecure when they look at me, but they don't realize all of the flaws that I have. Tyra Banks