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golf wanted realised
I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint. Alan Hansen
golf swings perfect
Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it. David Leadbetter
golf swings goal
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought. David Leadbetter
golf looks terrible
I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else. Dave Barry
golf balls want
You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing. Dave Barry
golf self expression
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf. Dave Barry
golf hitting balls
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. Dave Barry
golf talking interesting
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart. Dave Barry
golf balls swamps
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it. Buddy Hackett
boxing mouths sometimes
Sometimes, very occasionally, you do your best boxing with your mouth. Bryce Courtenay
boxing devil world
What is the world but a boxing ring where fools and devils put up their fists? Catherynne M. Valente
boxing responsibility stopped
We stopped being a sieve on the glass. We started to take responsibility for boxing out. Jim Foster
boxing fight time
I started doing MMA and boxing at the same time - I always wanted to try an MMA fight to see what it was like. I had one fight, and I was hooked. Holly Holm
boxing excited
I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about. Louis C. K.
boxing use trainers
I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up. Louis C. K.
boxing finding-yourself shadow
All of my life had been spent in the shadow of apartheid. And when South Africa went through its extraordinary change in 1994, it was like having spent a lifetime in a boxing ring with an opponent and suddenly finding yourself in that boxing ring with nobody else and realising you've to take the gloves off and get out and reinvent yourself. Athol Fugard
boxing tonight excuse
Got any excuses tonight Roy? Antonio Tarver
boxing tonight excuse
Yeah I got a question: Any more excuses tonight, Roy? Antonio Tarver
havens
...and what it all comes down to is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet. Alanis Morissette
havens ifs
If I haven't seen it, it's new to me. Charles Manson
havens known
I haven't known life to be happier. Brad Pitt
havens ifs
I act like I'm 14, if you haven't figured that out yet. David Copperfield
havens
I haven't shoplifted since I was 13. Chuck Palahniuk
havens
Everything I see is something I haven't memorized. John Cage
havens i-can
There is nothing I can say that I haven't thought before. Kurt Cobain
havens ifs
If you haven't had your life what have you had? Henry James
havens
There isn't much to say. I haven't been at all deedy. Ivy Compton-Burnett