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stupid differences acting
I’d like to. Problem is, I’m not stupid.” “You act stupid.” “Right. Thanks for that. For your information, there’s a difference between acting stupid and being stupid.” “It’s a fine line, but someone has to draw it. Becca Fitzpatrick
stupid reason needed
Vee never needed a reason to do something stupid. Sad thing was, most of the time I didn't either.
stupid reading people
I keep reading about people who want to be famous - it's not that they want to be great songwriters or great actors, they want to be celebrities. That is scary because you can be famous doing some really stupid things. Barry Manilow
stupid ties wife
My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world. Bill Engvall
stupid drunk riding
I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well... like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it!
stupid hate should-have
I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.
stupidity poverty humans
It is by human avarice or human stupidity, not by the churlishness of nature, that we have poverty and overwork. C. S. Lewis
stupid wedding-day reason
Twice we stood beside each other at the altar, Rosie. Twice. And twice we got it wrong. I needed you to be there for my wedding day but I was too stupid to see that I needed you to be the reason for my wedding day. But we got it all wrong. Cecelia Ahern
stupid mean people
people who say its a long story, mean it's a stupid short one that they are too embarrassed and couldn't be bothered to tell
toads sheriffs turns
You can't turn the sheriff into a toad, Hannah. It's against the rules. --Abbey Drake Christine Feehan
toads
He was one of the many toads you have to go through to find the prince. Nora Roberts
toads
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. Karl Pilkington
toads teeth knows
The toad beneath the harrow knows Exactly where each tooth point goes. Rudyard Kipling
frogs today underwear
Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog. Ashton Irwin
frogs raised
I raised frogs every spring in our house from tadpoles and by end of summer our house was overrun with frogs. William Joyce
frogs
When they speak, dead frogs fall out of their mouths. David Hare
frogs tadpoles poet
The tadpole poet will never grow into anything bigger than a frog. Algernon Charles Swinburne
frogs ponds praise
It's a poor frog that doesn't praise his own pond! - Donnie McClurkin Donnie McClurkin
frogs
Humor is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but by then, it's dead. E. B. White
frogs jokes dies
You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.
frogs tadpoles ponds
You cannot eat every tadpole and frog in the pond, but you can eat the biggest and ugliest one, and that will be enough, at least for the time being. Brian Tracy
frogs ponds hours
When I was really young I used to collect frog spawn. I made a pond out of an old sink and I loved to spend hours watching the frogs grow. Beth Orton