Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Sedaris

I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead.

Bill Janklow

Folks can't carry around money in their pocket. They've got to go to an ATM machine, and they've got to pay a few dollars to get their own dollars out of the machine. Who ever thought you'd pay cash to get cash? That's where we've gotten to.

Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat.

Astro Teller

Artificial Intelligence (AI) is the science of how to get machines to do the things they do in the movies.

Bertrand Russell

Machines have altered our way of life, but not our instincts. Consequently, there is maladjustment.

Helmut Jahn

We want our buildings to work like a machine that will create a pleasurable environment.

Alan Turing

Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.

Brene Brown

We use work to numb out. We can't turn off our machines because we're afraid we're going to miss something.

Biz Stone

I knew Mac pretty well. I'd used them when I was younger.

Moises Alou

When things are like this, I swear to you, you play better as a team.

Leo Burnett

To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off having ideas.

Dane Cook

When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.

Harry Potter

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

J. D. Salinger

That's the terrible part. I swear to God I'm a madman.

Madonna Ciccone

People have no morals, I swear to God. The things that people do for ratings! It's unforgivable.

Jennifer Lopez

I swear to God, I don't remember anything Gwyneth Paltrow was in. Some people get hot by association. I heard more about her and Brad Pitt and I ever heard about her work.

Irene Dunne

I'll leave the swearing to the Jane Fondas.

Eugenia Blizzard

All her friends swear to me she didn't know him.