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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
normally people places seals
We're going to find seals in places they're not normally at, and where people are. Jerry Conway
normally super trying wear
If I were trying to impress a girl, I wouldn't get all super dressed because I would look like I was trying too hard. Instead, I would probably wear what I normally would. Taylor Lautner
normally offensive press
We didn't press as much as we normally do. We wanted to look at some other things we can do out of a half-court offensive set.
normally push rates supply traders
Traders normally try to use the supply story to push rates higher.
normally people possibly
People who don't normally read make an exception for my books, possibly because they're short. Mitch Albom
normally player run specific time
We had some looks. We normally don't run something for a specific player and most of the time it wasn't necessary.
normally shows
Most shows are normally 40 or 50 pages. Tom Verica
normally stays
I normally like to do a lip pencil and then fill it in with the same pencil because it stays on all day, and you don't have to reapply it. Khloe Kardashian
normally space
We used the space that would normally not be used.