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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
joining mattress people played song
The Fat Mattress consisted of people I'd played with before joining the 'Experience and it was put together as a song writing situation. Noel Redding
joining like-you
When we define ourselves, when I define myself, the place in which I am like you and the place in which I am not like you, I'm not excluding you from the joining - I'm broadening the joining. Audre Lorde
join people war
With no draft, the only people who went to war were those who wanted to, or at least those who wanted to join the military. Tim O'Brien
joints action activism
Mistrust must be acted on, and effective action by the ruled is not solitary and singular, but joint and repeated. Elizabeth Janeway
joined lost since sports
Since she joined us, we haven't lost a match. She really makes a difference. Bill Campbell
join promise tour
Len said, 'I'll give you a tour if you promise to join the L.A. Conservancy,' Diane Keaton
joint proposals
many proposals for verification, of which joint patrolling is one. Atal Vajpayee
joint local peace process withdraw
The peace process is in motion. The joint patrols are working; local commanders have started to withdraw troops. Alexander Lebed
joining
We did try. At this point, he will not be joining us.