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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
keeps mind
Working out has always been a stress reliever for me. I don't know if it's so much vanity as it more just keeps my mind from going crazy. Jim Rash
keeps people retire sit type
Working keeps us young. We don't want to be the type of people to retire and sit around and do nothing. Carol Carter
keeps
Unfortunately these days, there is a hell of a lot that keeps me awake. Leon Panetta
keeps
The polycarbonate keeps (broken glass) from spraying into your face.
keeps people side whatever
People can say or think whatever they want... so in my reality, it's kind of irrelevant. I'm always the kind of person that does the right thing and keeps my side of the street clean. Joel Madden
keeps matter remaining shoulder
When he keeps his shoulder down, he has a lot of pop. It's a matter of him remaining patient.
keeps sir
Sir D is getting better and better each week. If he keeps improving, we should be good.
keeps sitting
She keeps us busy. She doesn't want us sitting around getting sluggish.
keeps kid mitchell months pinned
Mitchell just keeps getting better and better and better. Two months ago that kid would've pinned him.
percentage prison since
The percentage of Americans in the prison system, Prison system, has doubled since 1985 Serj Tankian
percentage population proportion
The percentage of African-Americans at (SDSU) in proportion to the population isn't equal.
percent possible preparing
We are preparing very well but it is not possible to be 100 percent secure.
percent relative
We usually keep it between 40 to 50 percent relative humidity, and around 65 to 70 degrees. Don Davis
percent
When you think about it, 'Siskel and Ebert' is reachable by 95 percent of televisions in U.S., Scott Smith
percent unless until wait
We're not going to put him in unless he's 100 percent. If he's 100 percent after today, we'll probably let him go at it. But if he's not, then we will wait until Saturday. Ken Hitchcock
percent
We have never, ever been 100 percent full. There are always rooms.
percent reach whether year
Whether we reach 1.7 percent this year does not really have much meaning.
percent reaches reducing reform social
There are many commitments I have made for reducing poverty. One is to reform social security. Social security reaches only 44 percent of Mexicans. One of my goals is to give social security to all the people.