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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
goal achievement want
Success is the continuing achievement of becoming the person God wants you to be and accomplishing the goals God has helped you set. Charles Stanley
goal coward
Courage is the goal of cowards. Alan Watts
goal missing world
Paradoxical as it may seem, the purposeful life has no content, no point. It hurries on and on, and misses everything. Not hurrying, the purposeless life misses nothing, for it is only when there is no goal and no rush that the human senses are fully open to receive the world.
goal goal-oriented
I'm very goal oriented. David Schwimmer
goal people achievement
Whether people want to do business or sell things online, reach new people and be found, showcase their achievements, or communicate with their friends or family, Weebly is the best way for them to create a high-quality site that meets their goals. David Rusenko
goal climate-change stewards
The goal now is a socialist, redistributionist society, which is nature's proper steward and society's only hope. David R. Brower
goal vision feminism
If feminism has receded in visibility and prestige, it is precisely because its vision of life's goals and rewards has become too narrow and elitist. Camille Paglia
goal capable
Paolo di Canio is capable of scoring the goal he scored. Bryan Robson
goal score
Without a goal, you can’t score. Casey Neistat
like-me ifs
You would not like me if you knew me. Brian Molko
like-me
I am like God and God like me. I am as large as God. He is as small as I. He cannot above me nor I beneath him be. Angelus Silesius
like-me ifs
I wouldn't like me, if I had to be around me. James Dean
like-me only-time
Only time will set you free, just like me George Michael
like-me ifs
If you aint like me, you aint gotta like me. Eminem
like-me
When I was 16, nobody else talked like me. Nobody else sounded like me. Linda Hunt
like-me suspects
Michael: Barzini will set me up through somebody close... that, supposedly, I won't suspect. Hagen: Somebody like me. Michael: You're Irish, they won't trust you. Hagen: I'm German-American. Michael: To them that's Irish. Mario Puzo
like-me insignificant
Celebrities, even insignificant ones like me, are created to be abused by the Great Unwashed. Poppy Z. Brite
like-me
You like me, You really like me!!! Sally Field