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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
arrows may fancy
If ever (as that ever may be near) you meet in some fresh cheek the power of fancy, then shall you know the wounds invisible that love's keen, arrows make. William Shakespeare
arrows invisible cupid
The wounds invisible that Love's keen arrows make. William Shakespeare
arrows
Im about as straight an arrow as youll find out there. Deborah Norville
arrows mind resistance
Music so softens and disarms the mind That not an arrow does resistance find. Edmund Waller
arrows flying listening
The aim of talk should be like the aim of a flying arrow -- to hit the mark; but to this end there must be a mark to hit, that is, there must be a listener. Charles Dickens
arrows physics entropy
So far as physics is concerned, time's arrow is a property of entropy alone. Arthur Eddington
arrows volunteer purpose
As many arrows, loosed several ways, come to one mark...so many a thousand actions, once afoot, end in one purpose. William Shakespeare
arrows rats shoot sudan
Let rats shoot arrows at each other. Sudan African-American Proverb
arrows target niche
I prefer to shoot the arrow, then paint the target around it. You make the niches in which you finally reside. Brian Eno
kitchen thieves robin-hood
That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas. Alan Rickman
kitchen peanut-butter lists
normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets. Dave Barry
kitchen wells poisoning
Poisoning rarely happens in a well-managed kitchen. C. J. Cherryh
kitchen cleaning problem
I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. Denis Leary
kitchen tables shrines
Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god. Charles Buck
kitchen walking-out walking
I'm in the kitchen and I'm not walking out. Charles Rangel
kitchen fats
A fat kitchin, a lean Will. Benjamin Franklin
kitchen want sushi
I want to take you away from this," I say, motioning around the kitchen, spastic. "From sushi and elves and... STUFF. Bret Easton Ellis
kitchen life-is forget
Everything in life is a checklist, whether it's building a birdhouse or building a kitchen. If you don't have a checklist, you're much more likely to forget something. Brian Tracy