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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
empty-life people littles
I've always had a way with the little people, making it a point to humor them without looking down my nose at their wasted empty lives. David Sedaris
empty happening opportunity perception
The perception is all we are is smokestacks and empty buildings. It's an opportunity to let the world see what's happening here. Larry Alexander
empty tricks needed
Being needed was a handy trick. It could fill you up so full you never even noticed all the places that were empty. Deb Caletti
empty experience fleeing hurricane invincible lane looking opposite order people seeing spill toward toxic
There's no experience like going down an empty freeway toward a hurricane and then looking in the opposite lane and seeing bumper-to-bumper traffic, people fleeing that scene. Or going to a toxic spill and seeing people go the other way. You talk yourself into thinking you're invincible in order to do that. Lester Holt
empty readings stored various
With various readings stored his empty skull, / Learn'd without sense, and venerably dull. Charles Churchill
empty life plenty question slightest
In life, we do not give employees enough leeway. If you look around Semco's office, there are plenty of empty desks. The question is - where are these people? I do not have the slightest idea, but I am not interested. Ricardo Semler
empty talk
Let's have no empty talk from this assembly, let's get something done. Betty Williams
empty fast patient writer
I'm not a fast writer at all. I come empty and wait upon the Lord. So it really is all a waiting process, a patient process. Ann Voskamp
empty-life killers bitter
Life is empty. Life is meaningless. When we take a life, we arn't taking anything of value. Wetboys are killers. Thats all we do. Thats all we are. There are no poets in the bitter business. Brent Weeks
stomach virus
She has a stomach virus and is dehydrated, Van Chancellor
stomach feels knows
I feel it right down in my stomach when I'm in touch with something. I don't know what it is. Dan Fogelberg
stomach bodyguard bits
She bit my bodyguard. She bit him in the stomach. David Gest
stomach
I think it's some kind of stomach bug. Shawn Almond
stomach starving
I listen to my stomach. It tells me when I am starving. Christian Louboutin
stomach tough wait worth
It was tough to wait and watch. My stomach was going around and around. But it was worth the wait. Aksel Svindal
stomach
Peace in the head, peace in the stomach. Jean-Bertrand Aristide
stomach
I do remember the tour of 'Cats' in Philadelphia. I was 12 and had a stomach bug. Aaron Lazar
stomach upset
I haven't-touch wood-had a stomach upset for 15 or 20 years. David Attenborough