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scoring
She did things for us that will not show up in the scoring column. Mike Ward
scoring
We are scoring in bunches and getting them from everywhere.
scoring streak
I don't think I've ever had a three-game scoring streak before.
scoring shooting team
I think we're a better scoring team than we showed tonight. I know we're a better shooting team than we showed tonight.
scoring
He hasn't had big scoring nights. But he's also done other things. Billy Donovan
scoring
For most of us, when we see them scoring fast, we feel like it's all right to do the same thing on our end. It doesn't get any better. Ray Allen
scoring
If we did, it wasn't a scoring chance. I'm not disappointed at the loss, I'm disappointed in the way we performed.
scoring
We've got to get some more scoring out of other guys.
scoring trouble year
We've had trouble scoring all year long. We've got the most inexperienced lineup in the Big 12.