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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
weight looks lost
I'm constantly looking to see whether I look the same as I did earlier, whether I've put on or lost any weight. Chiwetel Ejiofor
weight body lines
This is a business meal. The calories do not count. I am mentally labeling these as 'business calories' so my body will know they were eaten in the line of duty and will process them differently. Cathy Guisewite
weight size
Wake me up when I'm a size 5.
weight mouths way
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. Ed Koch
weight matter reason
In the matter of faith, we have the added weight of hope to that of reason in the convictions which we sustain relating to a future state. Edwin Hubbel Chapin
weight opinion third-person
Opinions only carry weight in the second or third person. Cass McCombs
weight able pressure
I don't feel any pressure to lose weight - and in any case, if I didn't have my food I'd be a nasty piece of work and wouldn't be able to function. Cat Deeley
weight plus unthinkable
My weight fluctuated when I was 30, and I did the unthinkable - I stepped out as a plus-sized model. Carre Otis
weight-lifting drink protein
I drink a lot of protein shakes and do a lot of weight lifting. Chanel Iman
roles guru shows
The role of the Guru is to show the person that he already has what he is looking for. Alan Watts
roles mayors convinced
I am convinced that your Mayor must take the leadership role in education too. Alan Autry
roles
You go up for hundreds, thousands of roles, and you get told no, no, no, so many times. Chloe Grace Moretz
roles
I choose my roles carefully. Catherine Deneuve
roles
I take away something from every role. Cary Elwes
roles life-is stills
I take away something from every role. I'm still learning and that's what life is about.
roles money-in-politics wells
Well, the role of money in politics is pretty corrupting right now. Caroline Kennedy
roles remains ifs
If anything remains more or less unchanged, it will be the role of women. David Riesman
roles landing surprising
Landing the role of Stephen Hawking was the most positively surprising thing that has happened to me. Benedict Cumberbatch