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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
nails missionary christ
Nail the colours to the mast! That is the right thing to do, and, therefore, that is what we must do, and do it now. What colours? The colours of Christ, the work He has given us to do- the evangelization of all the unevangelized. Charles Studd
nails polish nail-polish
Actually, I wear the nail polish to hide how grubby my nails are. Caroline Corr
nail trying
We were trying to nail this one song, but the feel was all wrong, Charlie Sexton
nails hammers acceptable
There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable Benoit Mandelbrot
nails matter deputies
Well the deputy walks on hard nails and the preacher rides a mount, But nothing really matters much it's doom alone that counts. Bob Dylan
nails bites
I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails. Demetri Martin
nailed question rise
He nailed the big one. The question was, can he rise to the big game? And he did. Tom Renney
nails pitcher
I thought he was the pitcher he can be during those innings. He was nails after the beginning. Rafael Chaves
nailed
I was a little disappointed that they nailed me during the winter. Sebastien Bourdais