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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
irritated people
It always irritated me that people think they have to be locked into a career path. Eric Betzig
irritate
I have moles and freckles, and they irritate me. They are an insecurity of mine, and I wish I could have clear, beautiful skin. Khloe Kardashian
irritated learn
I was irritated with the outcome. We have to learn to play better, period.
irritated outcome
I was irritated with the outcome today. We're very disappointed.
irritated outcome powerful
I was irritated with the outcome today. They were more powerful than we were.
irritated remember judgment
If someone irritates you, it is only your own response that is irritating you. Therefore, when anyone seems to be provoking you, remember that it is only your judgment of the incident that provokes you. - Epictetus
irritates issues life valued
Argumentative exhibitions bring issues to life in a way that very much irritates traditional curators who want to see their pictures valued for themselves. Jonathan Miller
irritated behavior surface
Behavior which appears superficially correct but is intrinsically corrupt always irritates those who see below the surface. James Bryant Conant
irritated totally
It would have totally irritated me. We would have said we're out of the deal.