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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
lucky theater ifs
Originally, theater was my life. It was what I assumed I'd spend my working life doing - if I was lucky. Then along came movies. Alan Rickman
lucky-charms lucky charm
Kareena Kapoor is my lucky charm Akshay Kumar
lucky bad-experiences has-beens
I have been very lucky, I have only had one bad experience. Chita Rivera
lucky gigs way
I was always lucky that I've always had a gig, I'm fortunate in that way. Chiwetel Ejiofor
lucky beats chanting
Eva. Every day I've climbed up the belfry chanting a lucky chant at one syllable per beat, "To-day-to-day-let-her-be-here-to-day-to-day. David Mitchell
lucky-charms instagram marshmallow
If Facebook is Lucky Charms, Instagram is just the marshmallows. Casey Neistat
lucky actors
I've been a very lucky actor. Bob Newhart
lucky lines clothings
I have a line of clothing at J.C. Penney's... and I'm lucky to be affiliated. Diahann Carroll
lucky smooth feels
It hasn't been a totally smooth road, but in the whole span of things I feel like a very lucky person. Edward Furlong