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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
why-not way helping
Why not help one another on the way..makes it much easier Bob Marley
why-not telling-the-truth stealing
If there is no God, why bother to tell the truth? Why not steal? Ben Stein
why-not prison graves
When one is already on the edge of the grave, why not resist? Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
why-not helping ifs
If someone asked you, why not help him out?
why-not firm
I thought, while they're up and firm, why not shoot them once or twice. Jamie Lee Curtis
why-not instant
Things can change in an instant, so why not live truthfully? Jason Collins
why-not shows ifs
Why not show off if you've got something to show? January Jones
why-not feels all-things
You can feel all things at once, so why not wear all things at once? Janis Joplin
why-not process
Why not do as much as you can, and learn as much as you can about each process? Cam Gigandet
apologizing meaningless
Is it meaningless to apologize? Never. Alan Moore
apologizing notoriety deny
I do not deny I brought most of my notoriety on myself, nor do I apologize for it. Billy Carter
apologizing
Talk about your failures without apologizing. Brene Brown
apologizing impatient impatience
Everybody knows I'm impatient. I don't have to apologize for it. I'm too old for that. Dennis Green
apologizing insult i-apologize
If there's anyone still present whom I've failed to insult . . . I apologize. Edward Abbey
apologizing sincerely new-yorkers
To every New Yorker - and to all those who believed in what I tried to stand for - I sincerely apologize. Eliot Spitzer
apologizing i-apologize
I apologize to the public, whom I promised better.
apologizing remedy stills
I have to apologize to you that I am still among the living. There will be a remedy for this, however. Albert Einstein
apologizing ifs jokes
I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke. Artie Lange