Famous Quotes & Sayings

Alan Bennett

Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin

Chris Brown

My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing.

Chloe Grace Moretz

My mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion.

David Sedaris

It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'

Dave Barry

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.

Dave Barry

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Dave Barry

Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!

Dave Barry

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

Catherine Bell

The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new.

Chogyam Trungpa

We are always in transition. If you can just relax with that, you'll have no problem.

David Guetta

When you're too relaxed it's not good to create.

David Suchet

I love music, especially classical like Verdi; it's a great way to relax.

Carlos Slim

With three work days a week, we would have more time to relax; for quality of life,

Lucy Fry

I'm a relaxed person, and I kind of just wear anything; I don't put that much time and care into planning an outfit.

Bo Derek

When you trust your director completely, then you can relax, be spontaneous, be malleable.

Arne Jacobsen

That business of relaxation, which is so terribly modern today, is all good and well, but my work interests me so much, and is so varied, that many times it seems relaxing when I go from one aspect to another.

Bob Ross

No pressure. Just relax and watch it happen.

Kaya Scodelario

Who doesn't want to shoot for 'Vogue?' I remember updating my Facebook status to say 'Doing 'Vogue' today', it was so exciting. I thought it would be really intimidating, and I don't like photoshoots, but that was the most relaxed one I've done.

Carl Hiaasen

Hey. Sometimes to conclusions.

Charlaine Harris

There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.

Bill Watterson

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

Brian Regan

Hey, you know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting.

Bruce Springsteen

You aint a beauty but hey you're all right

Eli Manning

Hey, hitting is hard-if you make good pitches that aren't elevated in the zone, you're going to have success.

Eleanor Tomlinson

I can't walk five steps without someone on a walkie talkie going, 'She's wandering over there.' I'm pretty stuck, but hey, it's been great.

Ally Carter

Hey No one makes me do anything. Not my family. Not your family...not even you.

Al Gore

Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.