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aunt race car
Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious. Carlos Mencia
aunt author changes form harness matter narrative pull rig tells third voices whether
When it comes to the form the narrative will take, whether first person, third person, or Aunt Grace's cat, I usually find that the story tells me which voice it prefers, and that often changes as I go along. And in the end it really doesn't matter as long as the author can rig those voices all in harness to pull the same load. Thomas Steinbeck
aunt fashion labor methodist rules sent southern university wear white
I remember, when I went away to college at Southern Methodist University in Dallas, my aunt sent me a book with the rules of being a Southern Belle. One of the rules was to never wear white after Labor Day. Fashion has a lot to do with confidence and making up your own rules. Kourtney Kardashian
aunt bill civil cousins passed rights south stay swim
In the summer of 1964, my sister and I went to South Ballston, Virginia, to stay with my aunt and her kids. They passed the civil rights bill that summer; my cousins were so happy because now they could swim in the pool. Edward P. Jones
aunts calls came dreams time
From Italy, I'd get calls from cousins and aunts saying, 'I don't think you should act. It's really tough. What are the chances?' This was around the time 'Flashdance' came out, and I was like, 'What about your dreams? I'm a maniac.' Enrico Colantoni
aunt importance
I have always maintained the importance of Aunts Jane Austen
aunt want world
I want to be the coolest aunt in the entire world. Bailee Madison
aunt house six
I grew up with a very big extended family, with a lot of aunts. We had about five or six houses on one street. Bruce Springsteen
aunt tears journalism
[On journalists:] They are the scavengers of society who, possessing no guts of their own, tear out the guts of celebrities. They have the sycophantic, false enthusing gush of maiden aunts: who are accustomed to being trampled on doormats. Caitlin Thomas
sitting shelves
Put out as much as you can. It doesn't do anything sitting on a shelf. Brian Eno
sitting
If I'm sitting around exulting over traffic data, I'm an idiot. Ezra Klein
sitting tickets watches
The only batsman I would love to see by paying for the tickets and sitting in the stand just to watch him is none other than Sachin Tendulkar Brian Lara
sitting pouring ham
Ham shook his head, sitting down, pouring himself something to drink. "I don't get it, El. Why'd she attack him?" "She's loony," Spook said. Brandon Sanderson
sitting
We've got everything documented, got it all in a book, we're just sitting here waiting. Paul Phillips
sitting folding chairs
I didn't get into this position by being like a stiff sitting on the set in a folding chair. I did it by walking around on the streets and stirring things up. Bill Murray
sitting cows tvs
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. Celia Cruz
sitting looks clock
Look At The Clock When You Are Sitting idle. But Never Look At The Clock When You Are Working. Bill Gates
sitting eating good-things
A good thing to do when one is sitting, eating, and resting is to have a conversation. Daniel Handler
half needed second stop until wait
We wanted to wait until the second half to do what we needed to do to stop him. Tim Loomis
half month
We've still got little more than half a month to go, probably three-quarters of a month actually. We've got to keep winning. This thing ain't over yet. Josh Beckett
half linux firsts
I was Computer Shopper's linux columnist for more than half a decade, from the late 90s onwards. Yes, I know about Linux. (My first review of a Linux distro in the press was published in late 1996.) Charles Stross
half kids mean slower swim
When you get to state, half of the kids will swim slower than they did at districts, half are going to go faster. It doesn't mean a whole lot what you see on paper. Jason Hafner
half hour meet turn
We used to turn up on the day of the match, meet for half an hour and then go and play, Bruce Morrow
half manic time
London's so busy, London's manic half the time. Tom Hopper
half safe matter
There are many different kinds of radioactive waste and each has its own half-life so, just to be on the safe side and to simplify matters, I base my calculations on the worst one and that's plutonium. David R. Brower
half people prices saying time turn
People are always saying that prices are too high. When they turn out to be right, we anoint them. When they turn out to be wrong, we ignore them. They are typically right and wrong about half the time. Eugene Fama
half dozen needs
A Mr. (save, perhaps, some half dozen in the nation,) always needs a note of explanation. Jane Austen