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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
store theirs
You talk about scandals and the Americans put theirs right in the store window for everyone to look at. Gordon Sinclair
stores
I am someone who puts their takeout or leftovers into the Tupperware and stores it in the refrigerator overnight. Jane Krakowski
stores comfortable
Financially Im comfortable. But life has a lot more in store for me.
stored stories written
There are a lot of stories out there, some probably written and stored with old photographs in shoeboxes in closets.
stores exquisite
Don't be afraid. There are exquisite things in store for you. This is merely the beginning. Oscar Wilde
store
We're still evaluating the store base. We've made no other determinations as of yet.
stores thriving town vacant
Usually we don't have any vacant stores, ... I think the town is a thriving community. The stores can survive. Neil Hamilton
stores vary
We don't have a listing of stores impacted that we can provide. It's going to vary store by store.
store threw
We just about threw away the whole store and restocked it, Willie Nelson