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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
people may medical
It is astonishing how much more anxious people are to lengthen life than to improve it; and as misers often lose large sums of money in attempting to make more, so do hypochondriacs squander large sums of time in search of nostrums by which they vainly hope they may get more time to squander.
people solitude multitudes
A multitude of people and yet solitude.
people governing whole
My faith in the people governing is, on the whole, infinitesimal; my faith in the people governed is, on the whole, illimitable.
people words-of-wisdom selfishness
Others had been a little wild, which was not to be wondered at, and not very blamable; but, he had made a lamentation and uproar which it was dangerous for the people to hear, as there is always contagion in weakness and selfishness.
people words-of-wisdom want
Mrs. Boffin and me, ma'am, are plain people, and we don't want to pretend to anything, nor yet to go round and round at anything because there's always a straight way to everything.
people next cleanliness
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and some people do the same by their religion.
people scary alive
I have heard it said that as we keep our birthdays when we are alive, so the ghosts of dead people, who are not easy in their graves, keep the day they died upon.
people enemy
Some people are nobody's enemies but their own
people romance wonder-woman
Superman/Wonder Woman, people expected, I guess, a lot of romance, or maybe something that wasnt emotionally deep. Who knows? Charles Soule
situations supply
Most of these supply situations are fraught with some kind of peril. Frank Verrastro
situations
We've been in situations like the one we had (Sunday). Down the stretch, they made more plays.
situations
There again, that is a fundamental principle: no two situations are alike. Lakhdar Brahimi
situations wants
If a person wants to enjoy attention, he will create situations to get it. Imtiaz Ali
situations study towards work
I can be collaborative, for instance, in situations where I go and study the artist's work before I start writing. Then I can at least try to write towards their style. Warren Ellis
situations stay wonder
Don't paint a nasty picture of your exes. We'll justifiably wonder what made you stay in those heinous situations in the first place. Liz Vassey
situations worked
We worked a lot on situations like that this year. They responded well.
situations-in-life may spheres
A good education is that which prepares us for our future sphere of action and makes us contented with that situation in life in which God, in his infinite mercy, has seen fit to place us, to be perfectly resigned to our lot in life, whatever it may be. Ann Plato
situations-in-life self wife
I was creative before I started meditating, but I had, looking back, a weakness. I wasn't self-assured. I had a little bit of melancholy. I had a lot of anger for my situations in life, and I would take this out on my first wife. David Lynch
tiny shut-up please
Leave him alone!" Debbie shouted. "Shut up, please, or I'll kill you," Mr Tiny replied. Darren Shan
tiny problem trouble
My problem is that I don't paint ambitiously. It's all catch and release - just tiny fish that aren't really worth the trouble to clean and cook. Bill Watterson
tiny feels stills
When I got a tiny bit of success, I was petrified that I was going to lose it. I still feel it. Ben Schwartz
tiny realistic plastic
I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don't know why. They're hilarious. Amy Lee
tiny worked
I worked in IT for about three years for a tiny firm with ten other people. Allison Tolman
tiny four want
I've been tiny since I was four, and I eat whatever I want. Alessandra Ambrosio
tiny disappointing bigs
What kills us isn't one big thing, but thousands of tiny obligations we can't turn down for fear of disappointing others. Alain de Botton
tiny cups waterfalls
All anyone can hope for is just a tiny bit of love, like a drop in a cup if you can get it, or a waterfall, a flood, if you can get that too. Edwidge Danticat
tiny goes-on littles
What goes on inside is just too fast and huge and all interconnected for words to do more than barely sketch the outlines of at most one tiny little part of it at any given instant. David Foster Wallace
treated
Working with Madonna, she always told me the meaning behind the steps and why I was doing these steps - she treated us like actors. So I feel like I've always been an actor, truly. Sofia Boutella
treated
She was treated no differently than any other individual.
treated
No one should have been treated like that.
treated whether
We treated this like a regular-season game. Whether they did or not, who knows? Marc Bulger
treated
We treated this (bar) just like any other licensee. John Macdonald
treated wound
He's being treated for a gunshot wound to the head,
treated
My parents treated my height as a wonderful thing to be celebrated, but also normal. Gwendoline Christie
treated
I was treated well, but I don't know why I was kidnapped.
treated
Rehnquist really was treated unfairly, ... A person is a career, not a moment. Cass Sunstein
weird-things feels knows
We always feel threatened by things we don't know. But, there are definitely some weird things going on. Aaron Eckhart
weird
I wouldn't say I'm a heart-throb. I just have a weird job. Johnny Depp
weird
Like slow-motion, off the shin pads, ... Another weird bounce. Rick DiPietro
weird
It was weird for me because I don't want to show up the other team.
weird
The whole set was very intense, ... Lou and Kelli have some weird thing with each other. Mike Mills
weird
When I read Jonathan's story, I said, 'This is just too weird and too serendipitous,' Liev Schreiber
weird
It's not surprising. But it's going to be weird not working all of those games. Joe Simpson
weird
It's something with the transmission, ... We had a weird vibration, just couldn't get it up to speed. Stanton Barrett
weird
It was like being in a weird dream. Patricia Arquette