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I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
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All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
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He would make a lovely corpse.
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It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
lifestyle-choices eating-disorder serious
Eating disorders are serious mental illnesses, not lifestyle choices. Demi Lovato
lifestyle groceries grocery-stores
I've managed to do movies and still keep a lifestyle where I can go to ballgames, go to a grocery store like everybody else. Chris Evans
lifestyle apartment studios
I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle. Craig Kilborn
lifestyle tempted whatever whether work
In whatever work environment, whether we admit it or not, there is always a little part of us that has been or will be tempted by a lifestyle for the wrong reasons. Dominic Cooper
lifestyle-choices differences doctors
Talk with your doctor, make healthy lifestyle choices and most importantly, know your body - as that can make all the difference in the world. Cynthia Nixon
lifestyle
I love the short-haired lifestyle. Anne Hathaway
lifestyle people position
He would have an above-average lifestyle that would put him in a position that most other people aren't in, John Paxson
lifestyle raised
Our lifestyle has always been cowboy. We were raised that way as a way of life. Jack Hannah
lifestyle saw
When I saw it, I really thought it could be more of a lifestyle brand, much like Nike. Steve Case