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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
medal
Now that I have an Olympic medal in my room, it makes me hungry for another and a different color one. Gracie Gold
medal next sleeps
I haven't let the gold medal out of my sight; it sleeps next to me in bed. Magdalena Neuner
medal race record
To get a medal in a world record race is just fantastic. Kirsty Balfour
medal time won
Today, I won the first medal for Austria. This time we are favorites. Michaela Dorfmeister
medal
I've been dreaming of winning gold medal in the Olympics. Kim Yuna
medal saved ted
I think we should've been able to medal in every event. What Ted did was awesome. He pretty much saved our butts.
medal sister
He is now with my sister and I have been away for too long. So this medal is for him. For my little boy.
medal starts tournament
The real tournament starts in the medal round. Those are the important games. Marian Hossa
medals producing sports
Sports that haven't been producing medals before are producing medals now.