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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
nearly politics turn
You have to turn a blind eye to politics in nearly all Westerns. Clive Sinclair
nearly town work
Nearly all our blokes are locals, but a lot of them work out of town during the week, Gary Roberts
nearly people screen
There are people who you see on screen and think, 'Wow, that's a slim person,' and in the flesh they look nearly dead. Romola Garai
nearly perfect rain
For rain fans, it's going to be a nearly perfect day. Tony Haffer
nearly played solid stepped
Kendra stepped up and played a solid game, nearly getting a double-double.
nearly public
To date, every American citizen has nearly $27,000 in public debt riding on our backs. Paul Gillmor
nearly
What you do is not nearly as important as who you are.
nearly
It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off. Mark McKinney
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I think it's nearly impossible to write something fictional without having it be about yourself in some way or another. Jami Attenberg