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sells
Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living. Dennis Miller
sells
Never buy a stock immediately after a substantial rise or sell one immediately after a substantial drop. Benjamin Graham
sells
I can't stand Beyonce. The way she sells it so hard, constantly. Everything is shoved right in your face. Like, you don't have the sense to make a judgment of your own. Todd Rundgren
sells ifs i-can
If I don't buy it, I can't sell it. Ben Feldman
sells
No one ever expects poetry to sell. Alan Lightman
sells
He who sells what isn't his'n, must buy it back or go to pris'n. Daniel Drew
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Success is no longer content. It's how it sells. Hal Holbrook
sells
Big Dell sells - Sharpie ... there's not much to say about Sharpie. Chris Latham
sells
I had a few stocks, but stocks took a dive. I never sell my stocks. Mickey Gilley