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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
gun night thinking
Most people think spies are afraid of guns, or KGB guards, or barbed wire, but in point of fact the most dangerous thing they face is paper. Papers carry secrets. Papers can carry death warrants. Papers like this one, this folio with its blurry eighteen year old faked missile photographs and estimates of time/survivor curves and pervasive psychosis ratios, can give you nightmares, dragging you awake screaming in the middle of the night. Charles Stross
gun virginia cash
I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! Alan Alda
gun facts scent
I've never cared for guns. In fact, when I did 'Scent of a Woman' I had to learn how to assemble one. Al Pacino
gun empty barrels
You can be straight as a gun barrel theologically, and as empty as one spiritually. Aiden Wilson Tozer
gun talking years
I was 32 years old, and I've changed my mind. And the biggest reason that I changed my mind was my seven years as a federal prosecutor. What I learned in those seven years was that we were spending too much time talking about gun laws against law- abiding citizens and not nearly enough time talking about enforcing the gun laws strongly against criminals. Chris Christie
gun lips faces
She pouted her lips like a gun in my face. Chinua Achebe
gun bigs powder
We damaged all the big guns we could, and carried away the powder and the lead. Chief Joseph
gun want
I want to go where the guns are! Chesty Puller
gun good-movie
But most good movies have a gun in them. David Sedaris
loaded west
West and Bozeman look really loaded up. They have a lot of depth. Scott Hartman
load
Take a load off, don’t take everything so seriously. And just be happier. Ariana Grande
load north poor
The poor North has much to do with slavery. It staggers under its load and smarts under its lash. Gerrit Smith
loads stuff
In a popular medium, you're going to get loads of stuff that is trite, but there'll also be some really special moments. Kate Bush
loaded tickled
Mississippi was loaded this year. We're tickled to death. Jay Hopson
loaded plane police state sweep turned
We did sweep the plane and we did find the handgun, and it was a loaded handgun. Once we got that we turned it over to the state police in Boston. Jennifer Peppin
loaded respect talent
We're loaded with talent down here, but if that's the coaches' decision, you have to respect that. I still think they can do pretty well down here. Brandon Flowers
load people stocks
One thing's for sure, people aren't going to load up on stocks going into tomorrow's speech. Jack Baker
load secret shots team
I don't think it's any secret that we're a different team when we make shots. We have to make shots on the perimeter when they load up on Pau down low. Mike Fratello