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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
impression typing
When I was in England, I had seen advertisements about typing agencies; I had learned that if you really want to make a good impression, you should have your manuscript well typed. Chinua Achebe
impression might offering site unless visitors
Unless the first impression is favorable, visitors will be out of your site before they even know that you might be offering more than your competitors. Gitte Lindgaard
impression knows lord people poster watched weight
Lord knows I'm not the poster child for eating right and exercising, so I don't want to give that impression at all! This is the same person who people have watched have a weight problem in her teens, so come on! Kim Fields
impression
The events in the square, of course, made a deep impression on me and many other parents. Vaclav Klaus
impression leave talk took year
Mr. el Hage didn't leave an impression when it took a year to talk about him to the government.
impression orleans recovery
My impression of New Orleans is this: That there is a recovery on the way, George H. W. Bush
impression
My first impression was that it was really cold.
impression listen maine
My first impression is they really didn't listen to Maine people. J. J. Johnson
impression positively
I even have the impression that we will be positively surprised.