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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
sunshine people umbrella
The American people never carry an umbrella. They prepare to walk in eternal sunshine. Al Smith
sunshine two people
There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them. Dave Barry
sunshine reflection light
The thinker requires exactly the same light as the painter, clear, without direct sunshine, or blinding reflection, and, where possible, from above. August Wilhelm von Schlegel
sunshine arizona red
Arizona is gorgeous. The sunshine in Arizona is gorgeous red. Cecilia Bartoli
sunshine self ugly
But self-satisfaction, if as buoyant as gas, has an ugly trick of collapsing when full blown, and facts are stony things that refuse to melt away in the sunshine of a smile. Agnes Repplier
sunshine insults-you poison
Sunshine can burn you, food can poison you, words can condemn you, pictures can insult you; music cannot punish - only bless. Artur Schnabel
sunshine clothes daddy
I'm gonna design my own fleet of trailers. No! I'm gonna record an album like Jennifer Lopez. It'll be an acoustic version of K.C. and the Sunshine Band. Then maybe I'll design a line of clothes like Puff Daddy, but all in synthetic fur. Brad Pitt
sunshine years fuel
The sunshine that strikes American roads each year contains more energy than all the fossil fuels used by the entire world. Denis Hayes
sunshine night bipolar
I'm really quite bipolar, and the depressed times, when everything felt like night, sometimes you get to such a low point that you physically beat at it until it bleeds - as you would say - bleeds till sunshine. David Bowie
cake boss
You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss, Buddy Valastro
cake rose littles
All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt...The paste coiled and swirled and mounded in the washbasin. Ramona decorated the mound with toothpaste roses as if it was a toothpaste birthday cake Beverly Cleary
cake tea
Cake and tea or death? Eddie Izzard
cake giving odd
I eat quite healthily normally but, like everyone, have relapses and give in to the odd cake. Denise Van Outen
cake house cottages
Soon Hansel and Gretel came to a little cottage. When they got quite near, they saw that the little house was made of bread and roofed with cake. The windows were transparent sugar." "There must not have been a very strict building code... Charles M. Schulz
cake demand eat goods lower satisfy services
We've been able to have our cake and eat it too -- satisfy our demand for goods and services and at lower prices, Sung Sohn
cake compared idling people ran road seeing walk
What we're seeing here is a cake walk compared to what people on I-45 are experiencing, ... There are people who have been on the road idling so long they ran out of gas. Jimmy Jackson
cake earnings prices unless
Unless (energy) prices collapse, earnings in 2006 will make 2005 look like a cake walk. Fadel Gheit
cake political liberty
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. Benjamin Franklin