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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
mules beaten
I would have beaten Bloomberg like a rented mule. Anthony Weiner
mules process provisions stable
It's a process that has never slowed. There are still provisions in there for how you have to stable your mules underground. Kurt Knaus
mules kicks
There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule. Mark Twain
mules drivers died
Alexander the Great and his mule driver both died and the same thing happened to both. Marcus Aurelius
mules kicks
There's no education in the second kick of a mule Sam Rayburn
race cells organization
If the human race develops an electronic nervous system, outside the bodies of individual people, thus giving us all one mind and one global body, this is almost precisely what has happened in the organization of cells which compose our own bodies. We have already done it. [...] If all this ends with the human race leaving no more trace of itself in the universe than a system of electronic patterns, why should that trouble us? For that is exactly what we are now! Alan Watts
race faces smile-on-my-face
There's a smile on my face for the whole human race. Alan Jay Lerner
race conversation made
As a writer one is allowed to have conversations with oneself. What is considered sane in writers is made for the rest of the human race. Alan Ayckbourn
race people
I love all people, whatever race they are. Alain Robert
race balloons curtains
That's it. Curtains. Off to the races. Treetops. Seashells and balloons. Al McGuire
race soul done
Free market capitalism has done more for the soul of the human race than any other system - it's created the highest standard of living. Chris Chocola
race ideas america
Kiddies, Graphic Design, if you wield it effectively, is Power. Power to transmit ideas that change everything. Power that can destroy an entire race or save a nation from despair. In this century, Germany chose to do the former with the swastika, and America opted for the latter with Mickey Mouse and Superman. Chip Kidd
race knows
I know that my race must change. Chief Joseph
race racism waiting
The Indian race are waiting and praying. Chief Joseph
watching
We're just watching the legislation. We're not lobbying it. We're not negotiating. Jan Jones
watching
We're just going to be watching and monitoring. John Huber
watching weight
Yeah, he's watching his weight all right. Watching it expand. James Farrior
watching
I am still watching you as well Mr. Whitey! Betha Aris
watching
I feel like I always have someone watching my back. Sandra Bullock
watching
He's a keeper. We'll be watching him for years. Alan Trammel
watching
there he is, I'm watching him, there he goes. Viggo Mortensen
watching women
I think there were a lot of women out there watching and voting, and there were a lot of men out there watching, but not voting. Stacy Keibler
watching
Man, watching Jerome all day long, he just is what he is. Willie Parker