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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
mph power serves speed
With the speed and power of Monday's game, and with 150 mph serves and 100 mph backhands, we need an officiating aid. Arlen Kantarian
mph surprise bigger
There's no bigger surprise than to be tooling along at 200 MPH and suddenly get hit from the rear Darrell Waltrip
mph pedal
He was just a toothache, ... He's got one speed, pedal to the medal. He's 90 mph all the time. Joe Glenn
mph wind
If there wouldn't have been a 40 mph wind at your back, that doesn't go in.
mph
We were going 5 mph up a mountain.
mph tennis chess
tennis is a 100-mph chess match. Gabriela Sabatini
mph
This is a big deal. It can get 55 to 60 mph easily.
mph fuel realizing
Many hybrid owners realize how sharply fuel efficiency goes down over 55 mph because they get instant mileage feedback. Felix Kramer
mph suits pavement
When I hit that pavement at 70 or 80 mph those suits just ripped. Evel Knievel
balls bounce district kids played playing strong though took wrong
We started playing well in the district tournament. Even though we lost, we played a strong game. Had some balls bounce the wrong way. I think the kids took something out of that.
balls bring fall happen level looking places player short unlikely
We are looking to bring someone in on a short-term loan. But that's unlikely to happen before the weekend. At this level a lot of balls have got to fall into the right places for you to get a player you want short term, Glenn Hoddle
balls bat certain coming good guys head jumps
There are certain guys who get good jumps on balls, and there are other guys who see the bat head coming through and they know where the ball's going. That's Adam. You just take it for granted. Craig Biggio
balls cricket helmet
If I've to bowl to Sachin, I'll bowl with my helmet on. He hits the ball so hard. Dennis Lillee
balls gets leaves
When he gets in trouble, it's when he leaves balls up, over the plate. He didn't do that today. Aaron Boone
balls parks chance
I always dreamed about scoring at St. James' Park. I fancied my chances and the ball flew into the net. I was ecstatic. Alan Shearer
balls dark dinner holes nine steak
We're going to play nine holes, have a steak dinner and then play nine holes in the dark with glow-in-the-dark balls.
balls good ground job strikes throwing
What he does a good job of doing is throwing strikes and getting ground balls. He got a lot of ground balls today. Matt Smith
balls believing dropped grew last stopped
We grew up even a lot from last week. Even with all the dropped balls and fumbled, we never stopped believing in ourselves.